“OH MY GOD. Is your name really covid???”  I get that at Target from time to time, because I have to wear this badge of shame on my left chest bearing my birth name, and yeah, people are assholes. I have yet to come up with a good response. Oh,… Read more.

good morning, rise and shine ❤ people are asking it all wrong.  its not, “what do you want to be when you grow up?” its: “what do you want to be right now?”  i catch myself worrying about what ill be when i grow up and im already grown up… Read more.

Why is that word so hard for me to say? From having sex to picking up shifts that I never wanted anyway, I end up violating my mind and body on a regular basis by saying yes to things I really, truly want to say no to. In the words… Read more.

Hm…I wanted a catchy title, but a more apt one would probably be: Some Drugs are Okay.  Since writing my last post about, I feel a responsibility to address drug education in this country and how it is extremely lacking in depth and nuance. Remember when they told you in… Read more.

  I really want to diagnose myself with an anxiety disorder. I know many of you may have strong feelings and opinions about this statement, so please feel free to comment about it or message me on social media about it. One purpose of this blog is to start conversations,… Read more.

Here’s how it goes:  I’m feelin’ fresh, hot, ready to party.  I post a selfie to my Instagram story.  I rewatch my own story every five to ten minutes for the next 4 hours.  In completing this compulsive ritual, I remind myself how hot and cool I am.  I feel… Read more.

As somebody once pointed out about me, “you’re too dumb for your smart friends and too smart for your dumb friends.” This sounds shallow, I know. And maybe it is. But, “dumb” to me doesn’t only mean stupid, and “smart” to me doesn’t only mean intelligent. Dumb/smart are social labels.… Read more.

Greetings terrestrial earth beings. Something about graduating college during a pandemic and my existential dread and working at Target made me decide to give in to my unsettling desire to write a shitty blog. What do I have to lose? I suck at making memes so this is the final… Read more.