I am a self-proclaimed make-up and beauty guru-EXPERT, so you should absolutely trust my opinion on the treasured tips I am about to share with you. I have been to Big-Beauty-Store-that-shall-not-be-named on many occasions. Each time I step foot in the store, the Beauty Advisors politely approach me and tell me that I must buy these featured products if I ever want to look pretty again. Being the make-up expert that I am, I heed their compassionate warnings. We all know the truth! I will only look prettier if I buy $300 worth of glittery, gooey goodness. So now, for sharing the amazing Beauty Product HAULLLLL. I’ll be honest I still haven’t touched that blur stick, all I know is that the backlights on the display were so bright that I ultimately surrendered to the shelves’ call. I really do know what a blur stick does, I swear, but you will have to wait until my next post to find out… Anyway, the polite, clown-looking Beauty Advisor swore that the blur stick is “colorless” when applied, but to be honest the shit inside the bottle is so white it looks like it could lead a group of Neo-Nazis in an riot on the Capitol Building! Anyway, on with the haul: I got this mascara and it’s great because I always pull out my eyelashes accidentally when I get anxious and try to remove the mascara with my fingers, and this mascara pulls out way less eyelashes than any other I have tried! Am-a-zing.
Do you have sensitive skin? Well you’ve certainly come to the right place because so do I, and I am about to tell you exactly which products to buy to get rid of all that nasty irritation once and for all! I have the type of skin that will break out when I apply any type of skincare product to it, but mark my words: this facial moisturizer gives me the least pimples, oily residue and discoloration out of them all. The brand promises to erase all of the unwanted skin textures that it caused in the first place, so I am looking forward to some AMAZING results! Stay tuned b*tches!
Another fantastic product I use daily is this face mask that is made of 500 chemicals, none of which I can pronounce out loud. All those cute little scientists and their magical skin-healing chemicals! Don’t you just love science? All those long-named chemicals must really be doing wonders for the delicately balanced microbial environment in my skin.
Secretly I feel like if I don’t use any products my face will become completely clear on its own, but I really need to feel like I am taking care of my skin and giving it the $300 love it deserves! Pamper yourself, goddamnit! There are just SOOOOO many fun products to try, so what’s a few pimples here and there? Besides, I firmly believe that there exists a product so magical that it will make me look like I’m 18 again… forever and ever and ever! WOULDN’T THAT BE NICE????
Thanks for reading, see you next time! And don’t forget to always love yourself, no matter how many products you need to feel young and pretty again. Click on the links below to access a curated list of products for all your skincare needs! And don’t forget to add my special offer code “IHATEMYLIFE10” to get 10% off your next purchase!
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CeCe Cherry Pie
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